The one about DTV

Okay so we've all been hearing about the DTV switch since like 1984. Every other commercial, every hour, everyday, "Get ready for the switch! Only 2 years away!" I remember hearing '2009' and thinking "I'll have a flying car by then, I don't care about clearer TV." Well, I made a flying car out of a refrigerator and a toilet seat and the FAA threw me in jail for two months. Fine, thats fair. It crashed and I 'allegedly' killed a few people. Whatever. So the date was February 17, which anyone who is cognitive knows because it was imprinted on our skulls by the government when we were born. Anyway, those last few sentences were a result of an Opium trip. That was a lie. The date was changed by President Obama. I suppose I can't blame him. He did promise change. Damn, I'm hilarious. It was changed some time in the summer. I stopped listening because my ears were bleeding. Which doesn't matter. Because God knows as soon as I stop the bleeding, another commercial will come on. Ugh, four more months of those overly energetic 'informative' people. DTV is pissing people off. A few days ago a guy shot his TV with a shotgun, and was surrounded by a SWAT team, because he couldn't match up coaxial cables. Come on. I feel your pain. But five year olds do what you almost got yourself killed attempting. I say screw DTV. I get HDTV out of a freaking antenna. Speaking of antenna, the company which spawned from Satan's nose, Time Warner has been running commercials implying that antennas won't pick up DTV channels. (BS) To make a long story short. This DTV thing is old news and I want a flying car. SIDE NOTE: The person that designed the physics in Wii bowling must have been Puff the Magic Dragon high on LSD. I swear, the next time my bowling bowl misses a pin by a pixel, I'm going to choke a kitten.

Travis